This dog just came into the animal hospital I work at because he ate a dozen pot brownies.
HLPE I CANT BRETAHE
OHMYGOD imagine what he must be thinking
that dog is in a whole other universe
He gives literally negative shits about anything at all.
He’s thinking about a shit load of meat
Look. It’s perfectly simple.
If you’re going to murder someone, don’t do it while Jeannette is having sex with Floyd in a bathtub.
Correction: if you’re going to murder someone, absolutely do it while Jeannette is having sex with Floyd in a bathtub. And that is how you get away with murder.
I stand corrected.